New at blogging

After reading multiple blogs and realizing that there are some funny people out there, I have decided to post my own. Although I know mine won't be quite so humorous and I am awful at grammer and punctuation, I still think it would be funny to share the days in the life of me.

A little about me:
I'm 27, single, and live in Dallas... that should be enough said but I'll share some more details with you. Dallas is one big epicenter of single-ness, it's a "be seen" city which is cool for a while then becomes a beating after a while. Oh, and I make up words, I should probably throw that in there. As I've developed a "no emotion" policy on life I have also developed a serious sarcasm problem which has turned out to give me lots of material to work with...