The story behind the title

It went downhill after I learned to tie my shoes...

Is basically a testament to how independent I have become over the years which probably led to the fact that I am still single and refuse to let any man take care of me because then they have this thing with telling you what to do and I'm not a big fan of people (other than those that sign my paycheck) tell me what to do... you see where I'm going?

I am pretty much the I'll do it on my own and if I eff it up I'll call someone kinda chick... Although I'm not above calling an Uncle or father if my AC starts leaking water for no apparent reason. However, I will never ask a guy friend to do those things for me... weird, I know, but it's built on principal.

New at blogging

After reading multiple blogs and realizing that there are some funny people out there, I have decided to post my own. Although I know mine won't be quite so humorous and I am awful at grammer and punctuation, I still think it would be funny to share the days in the life of me.

A little about me:
I'm 27, single, and live in Dallas... that should be enough said but I'll share some more details with you. Dallas is one big epicenter of single-ness, it's a "be seen" city which is cool for a while then becomes a beating after a while. Oh, and I make up words, I should probably throw that in there. As I've developed a "no emotion" policy on life I have also developed a serious sarcasm problem which has turned out to give me lots of material to work with...